My Favorite 24 Things to do Bogota - Understand
Bogota, like
Medellin, has a bad reputation for its history in the drug wars. However, Bogota has always been a city of public servants and high finance. Neither the Cali nor Medellin Cartel could really control this city.
Bogota is located at almost 9,000 feet, making physical exertion difficult for a few days (I usually get headaches as well but some people can handle high altitude much better).
Bogota has some
seriously good food at moderate prices. Not necessarily local cuisine but you can eat very well here.

With a COP 3,000:1 USD exchange rate, most things in Bogota are good value.
Colombians are usually a friendly bunch, though the locals in Bogota have caught the depression that we can acutely feel in many American cities too. People are noticeably more rude than anywhere else in Colombia. Make sure you
take your Spanish phrase book with you, as English seems like a language from another planet, even in the capital.
My Favorite 24 Things to do Bogota - Get Around
Uber is in town and is a great way to avoid communication issues. Drivers usually go about their business and won't care much about you but most are safe drivers. Most Uber rides are under $5 anywhere in the city (even longer rides).
My Favorite 24 Things to do Bogota - Safety
Bogota has come a long way and with every visit here, I have felt the city get much safer. As with many cities, it's all about the neighborhood and in Bogota, it is often the specific city block. In general, most areas are fine if you come prepared for elevated crime during the day (and a car is a good idea in most areas at night). For the experienced traveler, Bogota isn't a security challenge but for the novices, it is better to be safe.

Certain areas of Bogota including the Old Town don't feel safe at all at night. They seem OK enough during the day but require you to be aware, prepare for pick-pocketing and move faster than you would usually.
There is a considerable amount of 'opportunity crime' in the city and the locals all have stories to share. The good news is that it's usually not violent and foreigners are not specifically targeted.
My Favorite 24 Things to do Bogota - Connectivity
Colombia, in general, has fast Internet connections and Bogota has likely the best in Colombiathe country. You won't have to worry about fast Internet at your hotel and most coffee shops have 10 Mbit+ connections available.
My Favorite 24 Things to do Bogota - Pollution
Sadly, many
streets here are badly polluted by diesel exhaust from buses and other heavy vehicles. Air pollution is a major issue, despite the moderate size of the valley floor. It feels (much) worse than
Mexico City, for instance.

Bogota gets a lot of rain in 'winter' which occurs twice a year and this literally washes out the pollution. Without this, it can get bad.
My Favorite 24 Things to do Bogota - Sights
Cerro de Monserrate (Mount Monserrate)
Going up Monserrate Hill either by cable car or train will get you to more than 12,000 feet of elevation. If you've come here from sea level, don't do this on the first day! It is COP ~18,000 for the round-trip cable car journey and the train only operates in the mornings now.

The views from up top are fantastic and absolutely worth the price and (short) lines for the train. The biggest concern is the weather, as clouds and rain often shroud the hills during the late morning or early afternoon hours.
Bogota Old Town
Bogota's Old Town has a number of historic buildings around
Iglesia de San Francisco. It's in decent shape and interesting to see, although it's too bad that the area is not the safest and it's hard ogling buildings with people constantly watching you.

A great upside to this neighborhood (as you go up the hill) is the many artsy murals dotted around the place.
Museo del Oro del Banco de la República (The Bank of the Republic Gold Museum)
Bogota has a huge number of museums, but the Museo del Oro del Banco de la República is likely the best. The museum is well-organized and when you leave you will have been blinded by all that gold you just saw.
Museo Botero (The Botero Museum) and
Casa de Moneda (The Colombia Mint)
These two museums are combined into one and are free to visit. The exhibits pale in comparison with the combination of old and new architecture here, so it's a great place to stroll through.
Jardín Botánico José Celestino Mutis (José Celestino Mutis Botanical Garden)
OK, so maybe it's not the greatest botanical garden you will ever come across, but on a sunny day, it's a fantastic oasis. It's also right next to the airport and you can spot the planes just after take-off or as they approach.
Parque Metropolitano Simón Bolívar (Simón Bolívar Metropolitan Park)
This enormous city oasis is close to the botanical gardens and comes with an artificial lake and several playgrounds. There is not much else to do here, but if you are sick and tired of the truck noise and pollution then this place will surely cheer you up.
My Favorite 24 Things to do Bogota - Eat & Drink
Bogota is surprisingly serious about food and a good number of restaurant entrepreneurs have started to take advantage of the low labor cost and increasing number of confident consumers. There are two areas for you to hunt around (and they are also the safest and most pleasant areas in the city).
Zona G
Zone G (for Gourmet!) is the grand-daddy of good food in Bogota (and it's also where the
Embassy Suites is located). Food outlets are a bit more pricey and a bit less hipster in the center of it.
FRaTeLLi
FRaTeLLi is a rotisserie that doubles as a coffee shop and cupcake place. This can't be good - right? Nothing could be further from the truth, as all of it is excellent. It's very comfy and the service is super-friendly.

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Julia
Julia is an upscale pizza chain that has a few outlets in the city. This likely has the best atmosphere of all the restaurants around here. On a cold evening, you can sit down next to the powerful pizza oven and enjoy a thin dough pizza. It's not cheap, but the atmosphere is clearly a plus, as is the excellent food.

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Zatar
Zatar is serious about Lebanese food. The barbecue chicken wrap and the hummus we had were really good and it's moderately cheap too! It's just footsteps from FRaTeLLi and Julia and doesn't offer much atmosphere to speak of, but you will walk out happy!
Café Cultor
This cafe makes the
best coffee in Bogota hands down. It's part of the co-working space
Impact Hub Bogota and has beautiful outdoor seating (though just a few spots for when it rains).
Juan Valdez Café (flagship store)
Juan Valdez must have hundreds of outlets around Bogota, but this flagship store is pretty cool and it is eerily
reminiscent of the Peets flagship store on
Chestnut St in the Marina in San Francisco. The drinks and service are also a tad better than at any other Juan Valdez (I generally don't like their coffee much).
Brot Bakery & Cafe
Brot Cafe isn't so much known for its bread but is a cozy bakery in an old building with plenty of trees around. I really liked the avocado toast for just $2 and the cinnamon rolls but I'm not a fan of the coffee that is brewed here.
Masa 70
Masa 70 comes with a lot of healthy and yummy sandwich creations, salads and desserts. Unfortunately, the joy is spoiled a bit by the weird attitude of many patrons and the staff.

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Les Amis Bizcochería
This little bakery is hard to find, on top of a restaurant with a similar name (but has a much different menu and vibe). Les Amis Bizcochería looks more like your grandma's living room and kitchen than a coffee shop. The empanadas and cakes are fresh and delicious and also quite cheap. A great reminder of bygone days...
Cantina Y Punto
Cantina Y Punto is really hidden in a small alley, but it serves
great Mexican food. The inside of the restaurant is stylish and the food couldn't get any better. It also has surprisingly fast service. Amazing!
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Orso Heladeria
Orso Heladeria serves very creative ice cream concoctions (think tomato and ginger flavors) in a hipster setting.
Stromboli Deep Dish Pizza
Stromboli Pizza is quite a find. It's not the 'deepest' deep dish I have ever had (
as that title goes to Chicago). However, the inside courtyard (yes, they have heaters!) is gorgeous and the pizza is served super-fast (for deep dish anyways). It's not cheap, but you will be so happy you ate here!
Parque 93
Parque 93 is a leafy and secure two-block area, with some great spots if you are hungry.
Al Agua Patos
Al Agua Patos specializes in various kinds of toasts - both savory and sweet. The vibe is relaxed and the food is crazy-cheap. I also loved the delicious juices on offer.
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Azahar Café
Azahar was just a tiny little container coffee shop just two years ago...

... but it now a huge, bustling coffee shop with good coffee AND an eclectic food menu. Now it looks like this:

The old home is still available for rent! The new space is surprisingly crowded (though you should be able to find a seat) and comes with fast WiFi. It is technically all outdoors so it's a bit chilly when Bogota cools down.
The food offered is fantastic and the avocado toast does taste even better than it looks (it is just $5).

I also tried the desserts and pancakes, which were equally good.

The coffee here is just okay though; everything is drowned in too much milk and surprisingly for South America, a cortado isn't a typical drink here.
elcielo
If you have time and money to spend, you may want to go for a 'special occasion' dinner at elcielo, which offers huge set dinners for $50 per person. It's also a good way to discover more Colombian dishes.

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Expect some serious attitude (which we know from most American restaurants) but quality food.
My Favorite 24 Things to do Bogota - Where to Stay
Many hotels around Chapinero suffer from old hardware. The airport hotels are usually brand new and are much above what you would expect from an airport hotel.
Holiday Inn Bogota Airport
I liked the Holiday Inn Bogota Airport for its modern hardware and friendly staff.
Courtyard by Marriott Bogota Airport
I liked the Courtyard by Marriott Bogota for its rooms, gym and soundproofing.
Marriott Bogota
I also liked the Marriott Bogota, which is also close to the airport, which has great rooms and staff and an excellent lounge.

I wasn't a fan of the
Embassy Suites, despite its great location, or the
Hilton Bogota, though.

Maybe it is time to try the
W hotel instead?